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Andrew

I am so Happy?

Mudvayne - Happy?

In this hole
That is me
The dead are rolling over
In this hole
Thickening
Dirt's shoveled over shoulders

I feel it's me
So overwhelmed
Oh there's precious little rising

My life overturned
Over the despair
All these scabs keep ripping open

Peel me from the skin
Peel me from the rind
Does it make you happy now?

Tear me from the bone
Tear me from myself
Are you feeling happy now?

In this hole
That is me
A life that's growing feeble

In this hole
So limiting
The sun that's set all dark has

Buried underneath
And slipped off the wheel
Eternal pathways to contention

Peel me from the skin
Tear me from the rind
Does it make you happy now?

Tear me from the bone
Tear me from myself
Are you feeling happy now?

Are you happy?
Are you happy?
Are you feeling happy?

In this hole
That is me
That withered heart, exhausted

What's my release?
What sets me free?
Do you pull me up just to push me down again

Peel me from the skin
Tear me from the rind
Does it make you happy now?

Tear me from the bone
Tear me from myself
Are you feeling happy now?

Does it make you happy?
Are you feeling happy?
Are you fucking happy
Now that I've lost every nothing?

Andrew

Is C2 gone?

So around 6pm yesterday, the Area Manager came in. He only talked to employees at first. In other words, C2 was getting nailed about something. It turns out that some employees called our line about shit happening. All the calls were about C2 being a fuckin dick. I still find it very funny because he was going nuts and he was grabbing the clip boards funny... huh... I think someone is getting terminated... I doubt it though... He will get relocated... Again. Unbelieveable.

Andrew

Theater Blues

I cannot believe I am still working. I feel like shit and then some... AHH!!! I had hOOters yesterday. I LOVE their wings!!! Always something to put a smile on my face.

So I found out that we are not getting a bonus this year. I would not be pissed, but the fucker kept on saying we are not getting a bonus and then joking about it. I cannot help it if the Home Office people cannot get shit right. That is bullshit... Fuck it... I doubt I will be around in 3 months... Fuck 'em

Andrew

I will help you out and you will help me out

Alright here is the deal... I want an IPod Shuffle, but I do not want to pay the $100 for it. I bet you want one too... Well all you have to do is sign up under me and then you just need 3 more people to sign up under you. It is really Simple!!! So help me;help you. Here are the links:

Free IPod Shuffle
Free IPod
Free IPod Mini

Hook a brother up!

Andrew

I cannot believe I made

I have been sick the last few days. It was pretty bad... I left work after only working 3 hours and barely made it to the meeting we had on Saturday. I hate when this shit happens. Whatever... I still feel like shit... I hope I get better soon... I have Heather here right now and I cannot do things for her... Hint Hint.

Andrew

I hate it when You do not Feel Good

I seriously do not feel good at all... I am thinking about calling in tomorrow. I am not too sure though. Sometimes I feel it is mind over matter... Fuck it, I will be in tomorrow.

Andrew

I am very nervous

Today I am working for my father. I am pissed because I feel like shit, but this happened last week. I think I am just very nervous. I hate when this stuff happens.

I really hope everything goes as planned. I think it will... All I really need hope, right?

Andrew

My XBox (NFSU2)

I think I really need to stop playing my XBox all the damn time. I have been playing 2 hours a night now. I think I should lay of it for a while... Okay... That was long enough. I need to get my fix. It is like a drug for me. XBox = Drugs . HA! I am going to smoke some bitches in NFS Underground 2.

Andrew

FUCK VALENTINES DAY

Actually I do like it, but I feel you should not tell your girl-friend that you love her once a day. What the hell are you suppose to do the other 364 days a year. I usually do something for Heather in March, because that month really means nothing to us. How about everyone takes a month that means nothing to them and make it their valentine's day. Smart thing to do biatches!

Andrew

How many times...

How many times can a person fuck up an 8 person schedule and not feel it is his fault? I have been asking myself that question for the last 10 months... I messed up a 40+ person schedule, but I only messed up 2 of them. I like my ratio better; 1:20 instead of 1:4. Who is the man now?

Andrew

Nothing interesting

I just wanted to tell everyone I am just sitting here, watching my cock get smaller. That is it...

Andrew

Fuck staples

So I finally got my Check from Staples today. What happened is they fucked up of shipping of the XBox I sent in. They spelled my name "Andrew Hahhs". OK... They fuckin took the information from me and said they would match it up with the shit I sent the package with... They still fucked it up! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Whatever... I can still cash it... Fuckin assholes.

Andrew

Halo 2 (Last night)

Last night Madman and me played Halo 2 until 2:43am. It would not be that bad, but I had to open the theater in the morning. Was it worth it? FUCK YEAH!!! We kicked some ass and got our asses kicked a lot. HA! I should put the link up for the stats. Soon...

Andrew

Pats win the Superbowl

PATS WIN!!! PATS WIN!!! It will be the last one for a long time though... They are going to be losing some of their coaches to different teams. It is sad to see them go... Hells no!!! The Bears might have a chance this time...

Maybe not.

Andrew

What a night

So tonight we played cards, Halo 2, darts, and drank a bunch of Coors Light. I wish I could get fucked up all the damn time now. Of course, that will pass. I actually just like the taste of beer. Coors is the best!!! DRINK COORS LIGHT!!!

Andrew

Waiting

I am waiting for the guys to get here... I was told we are going to be fuckin around most of the night playing Halo 2 and jacking off. Sounds like a usual night at my crib, minus the jacking off part.

Andrew

Vince McMahon is a fuckin genius!

I just found out that Vince tore his quad and fucked up his knee. I wish I could put the clip up, because he did it when he got in the ring... LMFAO!!! That is fuckin funny!!! Ok, to keep in real... I hope Vinny Mac gets better soon:)

Andrew

Party Over Here

Hey all of yous fuckers! Come to the crib for a KICK ASS (LAME) Party!!! Call the cell or contact me through AIM... Or just email me!

Andrew

WWE and Japan?

That is right... WWE is going to Japan tomorrow to tape both Raw and Smackdown!. I fell really bad for those guys, because they just worked on a PPV, TV, and then a flight to Japan... OUCH!!! I hope everyone has fun over there!

Andrew

WWE Royal Rumble Info

The #2 PPV of the year for the WWE. It was actually a good show. I was looking on the web and found some loser who posted the details of the Rumble itself. I wanted to share it with yous guys. Here you go!

Order Of Entry

(1) Eddie Guerrero enters in 0:00.
(2) "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit enters in 0:00.
(3) Daniel Puder enters in 1:54.
(4) "Hardcore" Bob Holly enters in 4:14.
(5) "Hurricane" Gregory Helms enters 6:17.
(6) Kenzo Suzuki enters in 7:56.
(7) Edge in enters 9:15.
(8) Rey Misterio, Jr. enters in 10:50.
(9) WWE Intercontinental Champion: Shelton Benjamin enters in 12:17.
(10) Booker T. enters in 13:56.
(11) Chris Jericho enters in 15:29.
(12) Luther Reigns enters in 17:08.
(13) Muhammad Hassan enters in 19:21.
(14) Orlando Jordan enters in 20:49.
(15) "Scotty Too Hotty" Scott Taylor attempts to enter in 22:33.
(16) Charlie Haas enters in 23:57.
(17) Rene Dupree enters in 26:03.
(18) Simon Dean enters in 28:49
(19) "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels enters in 29:01.
(20) Kurt Angle enters in 30:38.
(21) Johnathan Coachman enters in 32:40.
(22) Mark Jindrak enters in 33:50.
(23) Viscera enters in 36:01.
(24) Paul London enters in 37:06.
(25) WWE United States Champion: John Cena enters in 38:28.
(26) Gene Snitsky enters in 39:31.
(27) Kane enters in 41:19.
(28) Dave Batista enters in 43:01.
(29) Christian enters in 44:44.
(30) "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair in 46:05.

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Order Of Elimination

(1) Daniel Puder is eliminated by "Hardcore" Bob Holly in 6:02 with a throw.
(2) "Hardcore" Bob Holly is eliminated by "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit & Eddie Guerrero in 6:13 with a dump over double team.
(3) "Hurricane" Gregory Helms is eliminated by "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit & Eddie Guerrero in 7:22 with a back body drop by Guerrero off of an Irish whip by Benoit.
(4) Kenzo Suzuki is eliminated by Rey Misterio, Jr. in 11:28 with a flying head scissors.
(5) Muhammad Hassan is eliminated by WWE Intercontinental Champion: Shelton Benjamin, "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit, Booker T., Edge, Chris Jericho, and Luther Reigns in 20:15 with a dump over.
(6) "Scotty Too Hotty" Scott Taylor is unable to compete after being attacked by Muhammad Hassan in the entrance way and is carried away from ringside in 24:20.
(7) Luther Reigns is eliminated by Booker T. with a clothesline in 24:23.
(8) Orlando Jordan is eliminated by Booker T. with a throw in 24:26.
(9) Booker T. is eliminated by Eddie Guerrero & Rey Mysterio in 24:40 when Guerrero pulled the top ring rope down after a dropkick by Mysterio.
(10) WWE Intercontinental Champion: Shelton Benjamin is eliminated by Edge with a shove as Benjamin landed on the top turnbuckle from a corner charge attempt in 26:55.
(11) Eddie Guerrero is eliminated by Edge with a throw in 28:15.
(12) Simon Dean is eliminated by "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels in 29:10.
(13) Charlie Haas is eliminated by "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels in 30:18.
(14) Kurt Angle is eliminated by "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels with a superkick in 31:15.
(15) "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels is eliminated by Kurt Angle with a double leg pick up into a dump over in 33:57.
(16) Rene Dupree is eliminated by Chris Jericho with a throw in 37:36.
(17) Viscera is eliminated by WWE United States Champion: John Cena with a back body drop in 39:00.
(18) Paul London is eliminated by Gene Snitsky in 40:22 with a clothesline as London was on the ring apron.
(19) Mark Jindrak is eliminated by Kane in 42:05 with a choke into a throw.
(20) Gene Snitsky is eliminated by Dave Batista in 43:10 with a clothesline.
(21) Chris Jericho is eliminated by Dave Batista in 43:54 with a gorilla press throw.
(22) Kane is eliminated by John Cena in 45:13 with a "FU" Death Valley Driver over the top ring rope to the arena floor.
(23) Johnathan Coachman is eliminated by "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair in 46:29 with a throw.
(24) Christian is eliminated by Dave Batista with a gorilla press throw in 46:53.
(25) "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit is eliminated by Dave Batista & "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair in 47:30 with a throw double team.
(26) "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair is eliminated by Edge with a throw in 48:04.
(27) Rey Misterio, Jr. is eliminated by Edge in 49:17 after spear through the ropes as Mysterio was on the apron.
(28) Edge is eliminated by Dave Batista & John Cena in 49:38 with a back drop double team.
(--) Both men went over the top ring rope to the arena floor in 51:01 when Batista attempted to "Batista Bomb" powerbomb Cena over the top ring rope to the arena floor. The match is ordered to continue in 53:29.
(29) John Cena is eliminated by Dave Batista in Cena by Batista 53:55 throw.
(30) Dave Batista wins a 30 Man Over-The-Top-Rope Royal Rumble 2005 in 53:55.

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Most Eliminations

(1) Dave Batista - 6 (Gene Snitsky, Chris Jericho, Christian, "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit, Edge, John Cena)
(2) Edge - 5 (Muhammad Hassan, WWE Intercontinental Champion: Shelton Benjamin, Eddie Guerrero, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, Rey Misterio, Jr.)
(3) "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit - 3 ("Hardcore" Bob Holly, "Hurricane" Gregory Helms, Muhammad Hassan)
(3) Booker T. - 3 (Muhammad Hassan, Luther Reigns, Orlando Jordan)
(3) John Cena - 3 (Viscera, Kane, Edge)
(3) Eddie Guerrero - 3 ("Hardcore" Bob Holly, "Hurricane" Gregory Helms, Booker T.)
(3) "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels - 3 (Simon Dean, Charlie Haas, Kurt Angle)
(8) "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair - 2 (Johnathan Coachman, "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit)
(8) Chris Jericho - 2 (Muhammad Hassan, Rene Dupree)
(8) Rey Misterio, Jr. - 2 (Kenzo Suzuki, Booker T.)
(11) WWE Intercontinental Champion: Shelton Benjamin - 1 (Muhammad Hassan)
(11) "Hardcore" Bob Holly - 1 (Daniel Puder)
(11) Kane - 1 (Mark Jindrak)
(11) Luther Reigns - 1 (Muhammad Hassan)
(11) Gene Snitsky - 1 (Paul London)
(16) Kurt Angle - 1 ("The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels [Angle was already eliminated from the match])
(17) Muhammad Hassan - 0 (*1) ("Scotty Too Hotty" Scott Taylor [causes not to be eligible])

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Longest Lasting

(1) "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit 47:30
(2) Edge - 40:23
(3) Rey Mysterio - 38:27
(4) Chris Jericho - 28:25
(5) Eddie Guerrero - 28:15
(6) WWE United States Champion: John Cena - 15:27
(7) WWE Intercontinental Champion: Shelton Benjamin - 14:38
(8) Jonathan Coachman - 13:49
(9) Rene Dupree - 11:33
(10) Dave Batista (Winner) - 10:54
(11) Booker T. - 10:44
(12) Mark Jindrak - 8:15
(13) Luther Reigns - 7:15
(14) Charlie Haas - 6:21
(15) "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels - 4:56
(16) Daniel Puder - 4:08
(17) Kane - 3:54
(18) Gene Snitsky - 3:39
(19) Orlando Jordan - 3:37
(20) Kenzo Suzuki - 3:32
(21) Paul London - 3:16
(22) Viscera - 2:59
(23) Christian - 2:09
(24) "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair - 1:59 (tie)
(25) "Hardcore" Bob Holly - 1:59 (tie)
(26) "Hurricane" Gregory Helms - 1:05
(27) Muhammad Hassan - 54 Seconds
(28) Kurt Angle - 37 Seconds
(29) Simon Dean enters - 21 Seconds (spends time on the arena floor before entering)
(30) "Scotty Too Hotty" Scott Taylor - 0:00 (never actually enters the ring, 1:47 time from attack to being carried away)

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RAW v. Smack Down! Stats

-2 Smack Down! v. 2 RAW in Final Four (previous years: 2 v. 2 in 2003, 3 v. 1 (SD) in 2004)

-RAW garnered the last *5* spots. RAW has had #29 and #30 the past two years in a row.

-Since the brand split: Ric Flair, The Undertaker, & Bill Goldberg have been #30.

-7 of the last 10 Numbers were RAW wrestlers.

-Other than a small "bump" with Puder-Holly entering back to back, the first 14 numbers alternated the brand the wrestler came from.

-Entrants from Same Brand Streak? 5 (beating the previous years record of 4 (both brands had a streak of 4 last year), which was matched mid match starting with Jordan and ending with Dean)

RAW: Gene Snitsky, Kane, Dave Batista, Christian, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair
Smack Down!: Orlando Jordan, "Scotty Too Hotty" Scott Taylor, Charlie Haas, Rene Dupree

-First 15:
Smack Down! - 9
RAW - 6

-Last 15
Smack Down! - 6
RAW - 9

Oddly, this statistic was swapped last year, when Smack Down! had 3 of the final 4 and the
final two participants in the Rumble.

-The WWE United States Champion has been runner-up in the Royal Rumble two years in a
row (well, since the belt returned).

-5 of Dave Batista's eliminations were at the hands of RAW superstars. His sole Smack Down!
elimination was the final elimination.

-Eliminations by Brand:
RAW Eliminations by RAW Superstars: 15
RAW Eliminations by Smack Down! Superstars: 7
Smack Down! Eliminations by RAW Superstars: 10
Smack Down! Eliminations by Smack Down! Superstars: 7

The numbers in this section involve, obviously "helped" eliminations. Not counting the 6-on-1
elimination of Hassan, which was 4 RAW and 2 Smack Down! (with 2 other Smack Down! guys
standing by), RAW seemed to do more of the eliminations than previous years. They were
pretty "even" in previous years. There were also far more "double team" eliminations this
year, and even some of single man eliminations involved help from other (Batista & Flair,
Benoit & Guerrero, etc.)

Andrew