I do not hate people,but I hate someone...

I hate it when I have people come in and waste my time. I love talking with customers and stuff, but come on... Some just are there to piss me off. I wish most of the people came in and cut to the point. I have this guy who asks me the same question each week and the answer is still the same.

"How much for **?"
"Sir that is priced @ $2497."
"No one is going to pay that much for a vehicle."

No matter what the vehicle is, he needs to try to fight with me. I think it is because I have a bigger cock than him. It happens... I mean I am small, but he is smaller... Fag!

Andrew

We got the Rings! and more

So I have been driving this 1998 Chevrolet Blazer LS Michael Jordan Edition. On the way to get our rings, the suv started fuckin up BIG TIME! I had to pull over two times because it was soooooooooooooooo bad. I cannot believe that the suv decided to mess up when we are getting our bands! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

So I got the band that I wanted and Heather was able to pick hers out. Mine is gold with a silver middle and hers is gold with diamonds in the middle. We both like our rings and that is what matters!!!

While we were in Davenport, I decided to see Shawn W. I have not been to his place in... Well... I do not remember. We hung out at Shawn and Amber's for an hour or so. We talked and had a good time. It was good to see Shawn again. He is a good friend. It seems we lost touch for a while, but I will try to communicate with him in some shape or form.

Oh, we did make it back to Galesburg alright. I ended up driving a Pontiac GTP home. That son-of-a-gun is FAST. 3.8L Supercharger... Wow... It is nice.

Andrew

Kum and Go!

So I had to do a bunch of driving today. I went to Burlington, IA and also to the Quad Cities. While I was in Iowa, I went to the BEST gas station EVER!!! Kum and Go; "We go all out!". HA! Can you believe there is a station that is Kum and Go? It sounds like a porno shop. I had to buy something from there... I mean like, come on... Kum and GO!

Andrew

I Fuckin Hated Today...

I had to run around Galesburg like a chicken without a head... It seemed like everything we need, was no where to be found. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I wish that one place had everything you needed for working on cars. I guess then the business would be a little bit easier. What the fuck is my "Easy" button?

Andrew

What really Grinds my Gears...

Family Guy: the Movie comes out on DVD TOMORROW!!! For the 2 people who have not seen it, the movie was funny as hell!!! Go buy it tomorrow!!!

Andrew

NFL Sunday Ticket

How much does Direct TV's cost? $59.99 a month for 4 months. I am paying that much for football this year. Ouch! Gotta have some football!!! Bears suck... I hate them right now. In two weeks they play again. I will love them if they win... Fuckin Bears. GO BLACKHAWKS!!!

Andrew

I am pissed at their DSL

I sent about 3 hours of their DSL. I hate calling tech support, but I had to... I cannot believe that I actually got someone who knows what they are doing. I talked to the guy and he helped me out. Usually I would just get pissed and throw my phone. The good news is the router works.

I went to the cities to get a router, tv tuner, and Mallrats 10th DVD. I ended up hanging out there for 20 minutes and forgot to get Tiger Woods 06. I am pissed about I forgot about the wood 06. I hate when I just talk about stupid shit like I am now... and now... and... now.

Andrew

Today Sucked

Well, I had to go around town looking for the cheapest gas. I nevermind doing weird things for my dad, because that is what I get paid to do. Sometimes I do things that I would rather not do, but I knew that my job would this way. I love what I do now. It is fun, relaxing, and I do not hate going to work. I love it!!! Back to the story... I got SUCK in HOMECOMING TRAFFIC!!! I hate it when the parade goes and then I have to do some errands.

We ordered a cable for some of our vehicles. It is called OBDII connector. It links up with the computer in your car and checks tons of shit out. We ordered it two weeks ago... I called and no answer. I was told that they have been sooooooo busy that our order was held up... Bullshit... I talked to her boss and he said they have been really slow. Why the hold up? I will never know. I am just going to eat and then sleep.

Andrew

Verizon DSL Hookup

So I came back to Kewanee just to hookup Heather's parent's DSL. Well, it could not get any harder. I realized the PC I gave them, I put a busted network card in their PC. I completely forgot about it. So I had to hook it up through USB... Ahh... I guess I will have to go get a router on Saturday along with a network card. I guess sometimes people mess up, cause I did. I need to stop going to the parents' crib and leaving at 12am.

Andrew

Alright, I sent some friends

I sent some friends a picture of a "Cream Pie"... Only 2 of the 8 people got it... 5 of the 8 have done it... Ok, Dave, a "Cream Pie" is where you blow your load in a chick (Hopefully one that is on the pill or she cannot have babies) and watch it drip out. Vagina = Cookie [Pie] and Seimen [Cream]. The picture is on the moblog on the left hand side. I know this happened a week ago, but I needed to address it. HA!!! I need some head... Heather? I guess I need to get a bunch before Nov 12, because there is no way in hell I will ever get one after marriage... Maybe if I get her drunk and beg. I am such an asshole.

Andrew

Nothing special for today

I have been hanging out at my place watching TV. I hate it when people talk about how they did not do anything... Dammit... I am doing it... FUCK!!! Any ways, I got some kewl projects in the works. I just signed on to an internet company. I have been getting lots of hits from the paradigm and hughesauto web pages and I will bank on that. It is hard to explain, but I will try to if I make some cash off it.

If anyone gets the chance, watch the Edge vs Matt Hardy Steel Cage match from the WWE Unforgiven (09-18-05) show. I watched it earlier... wow... wow.

Andrew

the Last 24 Hours have been interesting

First off, Shawn and Amber Werderman had a beautiful wedding!!! Congrads dudes!!! I had some fun there. I caught up with some old friends and I had fun with Heather. I should have stayed the night. Damn, I need to start hanging out with Shawn and Ryan at least once a month. I am going to start that.

Bears beat the living shit out of the Lions today 38-6. DAMN!!! Bears won; what next Pats lose to Panthers... Pats lost?!? What are the odds.

I licked tons of invitations today. My tongue tastes like shit. All in all, these last two days have been great!

Andrew

***Cancelled*** Paradigm September 30th @ Lumpy's Bar and Grill ***Cancelled***

***Cancelled*** Paradigm September 30th @ Lumpy's Bar and Grill ***Cancelled***


There will be more details later... Some stuff is going on.

Andrew

Shawn Werderman... Becomes a Man

About this time tomorrow, good ol' Shawn Werderman will be married!!! It is a sad day from some of his friends and a new beginning with his best friend... [NO! He is not gay.] His wife!

Congrads dude!!! Keep on smoking!

Andrew

Nintendo Revolution Controller

All I can say is... I am buying the XBox 360. I do not want to be playing Madden 07 with a fuckin remote for my TV... I do not know what to think anymore... I could image that the controller would be an add-on, but not the MAIN controller... that is fuckin queer. No one wants to know how mad I am right now.

Andrew

Nintendo Revolution Controller Revealed Tomorrow!!!

As of right now, there are rumors that it is a better verison of the Wavebird... I was also told it will give you a better verison of feedback. Huh... This should be interesting!!! I CANNOT WAIT!!!

Andrew

List of Current WWE Stars on Payroll

According to some official World Wrestling Entertainment documents, the following listings details all contracted members of WWE's four different divisions:

RAW talent under contract: John Cena, Triple H, Ric Flair, Kurt Angle, Edge, Shawn Michaels, Big Show, Shelton Benjamin, Matt Hardy, Carlito, Chris Masters, Snitsky, Eugene, Viscera, Hurricane, Rosey, Tajiri, Val Venis, Rob Conway, Tyson Tomko, Kerwin White, Rene Dupree, Romeo, Antonio, Lance Cade, Trevor Murdoch, Danny Basham, Torrie Wilson, Candice Michelle, Victoria, Trish Stratus, Ashley Massaro and Maria.

SmackDown talent under contract: Batista, JBL, The Undertaker, Chris Benoit, Randy Orton, Eddie Guerrero, Christian, Orlando Jodran, Joey Mercury, Johnny Nitro, Melina, William Regal, Juventud Guererra, Psicosis, Super Crazy, Nunzio, Vito, Simon Dean, Doug Basham, Sylvain Grenier, Ken Kennedy, Booker T, Sharmell, Rey Mysterio, Heidenreich, Road Warrior Animal, Hardcore Holly, Paul London, Funaki, Scotty 2 Hotty, Steven Richards, Spanky, Stacy Keibler and Christy Hemme.

List of talent under WWE developmental contracts based in Ohio Valley Wrestling: Brent Albright, Danny Inferno, Ken Doane, Shelly Martintez, Daniel Puder (has been released since this list), Johnny Jeter, Jon Riggs, Joey Riggs, Paul Birchall, Alexis Laree, Bobby Lashley, Deuce Shade, Tank Tolland, Nick Nemeth, Chet Jablowski, Chad Wicks, Dean Visk, C.M. Punk, Chris Cage, Mike Mondo, Boogeyman, Aaron Stevens, and Elijah Burke. The head trainer in OVW is Al Snow.

List of talent under WWE developmental contracts based in Deep South Wrestling: Brian Black, Jack Bull, Drew Hankinson, Mike Mizanin, Mike Knoxx, Nick Mitchell, Derrick Nelkirk, Ryan Parameter, Ryan Reeves, Tony Salantri, Mike Shane, Todd Shane, Johnny Parisi, Mike Taylor, Angel Williams, Ken Thiessen, Kid Kash, Mattt Striker, Mac Johnson, Brian Danovich, and Michelle McCool.

List of talent not associated with any divisions, but still with WWE: The Rock, Mick Foley, Marc Copani (Muhammad Hassan), Hulk Hogan, Harvey Wippleman, Chris Nowinski, Jerry Lawler, Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, Linda McMahon.

List of talent on injured reserve: Rob Van Dam, Kane, Mark Henry, and Mark Cappotellli. All are listed as expected to be ready to return by October at the latest.

I did not know this... I still have not learned anything.

Andrew

What did you do today? Nothing... and More [paradigm]

I seriously did not do anything today... I woke up and jacked off 7 times... watched some TV... that is about it. HA! Nah, I did a bunch of little things... I tied up loose ends on the wedding... played some NHL 06 [FUCK YOU WAL-MART!!!]... ate... picked more things up at my apartment. I really did a lot more things, but I am drawing a blank right now.

I did talked to Jared last night. I was amazed what he told me... Jared said that he is going to be getting married to... FUCK... I cannot remember her name... ... I seriously cannot remember her name... Any ways, he said that they have been talking about it and I told to DO IT!!! I would have never guessed that he would talk about marriage for at least another month or two. CONGRADS MAN!!! I seriously do not even remember her name... I will hear about that later.

Well, Heather and I have been going into 5 gear on the wedding planning. I guess she has had some problems at home and she wants November 12th to get here NOW! I do feel bad because I do not hear about this stuff everyday. I love you Heather!!!

I have finished the new opening for the paradigm web site. Here is the one common question I get, "When in the Blue Hell are you going to up the shit?" I would say soon, but I will say in the next few days... I need to get the final touches on it. Soon... [Is now?]

Andrew

Poker and Beer

I just got back from PWNED these fools in poker... Okay... I did not pwn them at all, but I did take out all three players in the second game.

I sucked it up the first game. I was getting nothing but cold cards. I went Heads-Up against Brian for 20 minutes. Finally, he kicked my ass. I was crying, but I only lost $1.00. No biggie.

The second game was interesting... I won a BIG pot early on and pretty much bullied my way around after that. I proceeded to kick Mike out and finished it off with Dave. Yeah... I actually was getting High and Medium pairs. I also caught a 10 -> Ace straight, but no one called me on it. For some reason, I actually played pretty damn good. I think it is because I wore the shades.

At some point in the night, Heather and Becky (Brian's Sister) came over to watch the excitement of No Limit Texas Hold 'em. I think they REALLY liked watching us go at it. Plus, well you know, I was there... And I will say that I am a sexay machine... Alright, I am not... But I did learn one thing last night... After 3 beers, I concentrate more. Next time, I need a six pack beside me!

Andrew

A couple of interesting articles

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Fantasy Football PLUS

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f2/10617

Check out our league!!!

Andrew

Slipknot... Burger King... the Gay "Y" Connection?

I really thought this article was interesting...

Slipknot percussionist Shawn Crahan doesn't seem too interested in the legal action lawyers for his band recently brought against Burger King over the food chain's ad campaign featuring a mock mask-wearing metal group called Coq Roq. "I don't waste my time on B.S. like that," Crahan says. "I just wish it'd all go away one way or another." He adds that "everybody should quit eating Burger King" as a form of protest.

Blabbermouth.net & Q101

This is pretty funny!

Andrew

It is Offical... I owe nothing on my Car! and more...

Today I went over to Moline and paid my can off. It is a sad day because I really liked the Protege. I just hope that I can get a car like that someday [tear]. Funny thing too... I am actually getting used to the'98 Chevrolet Blazer Michael Jordan Edition. I think I might want to buy it... Nah, I get a Demo.

Andrew

Paradigm September 30th @ Lumpy's Bar and Grill

Why are you reading this... that is it... Fuckin be there.

Andrew

Hog Days

I finally realize that most people who were "Popular" come back EVERY year to Hog Days. I went there and met up with Jacob Stevenson and talked to him for a couple of hours. I noticed about 15 people that I know... that was about it. I realize that this was my last day at Hog Days... I mean it was kewl and while ago, but now it just stinks... seriously... it smells like shit. I guess it would be kewl if Heather and I had a child. Whateva! I guess I will just drink alone with everyone I hang out with now... wait a minute... I would not be drinking alone!

Andrew

My 1997 Mazda Protege LX

Today is a sad day for me... I sold my Mazda Protege to a nice older family. It is sad to see it go... I had some fun in it... I basically gave away my '91 Dodge Daytona for $500. I really do not miss the Daytona, but why do I miss the Mazda? I guess I did not want to part from it. It is a sad day.

Andrew

Interesting Article

Sex makes people healthy, cheerful, strong, beautiful and sleepy.

It is much easier for a woman to learn how to love herself, if she has a man, who desires and worships her. It is generally believed that human beings have sex either for pleasure or reproduction. However, the number of people driven with these motivations has been reducing steadily during the recent years. The majority of humans use sex as the most pleasant and available remedy for a whole bouquet of problems.

It is an open secret that a person gets into a cheerful mood during an act of love. In addition to purely psychological satisfaction, the human body produces endorphin - the hormone in charge of elevated spirits and positive perception of the environment. Researchers say that such inspiration comes from the activity of certain brain centers, which change the hormonal status of the body. Good quality sex produces a spiritually elevating effect on the chemical level, which does not require any additional efforts.

Prior to the culminating moment of an act of love, orgasm, the brain emits a dose of oxytocin - the hormone of the posterior lobe of pituitary. Oxytocin results in the production of sedative endorphins - natural analogues of morphine. Sex spurs the production of estrogen with women - the substance, which eases premenstrual pains. Therefore, sex is the best painkiller.

One may say that a bed is the best equipment for physical exercises that man has ever designed. The pulse rate of a sexually excited individual increases from 70 to 150 beats per minute, which is comparable to muscle efforts of a weight-lifter. Only one sexual intercourse burns off the same amount of calories that a person loses running on a treadmill for 15 minutes. Needless to say that the first option is much more pleasant than the second one. Thirty minutes of sex kill about 200 calories. In other words, daily sex can take away 500 grams of your weight in a week.

Sex is a very good impetus for the strengthening of the immune system. It has been tentatively proved that those people, who have sex on a regular basis, are much more protected against various viral diseases than those, who prefer abstinence: healthy sex saturates blood with antibodies. Therefore, sexually active men and women suffer from widespread infectious diseases such a flu and cold less frequently. As for sexually transmitted diseases, the answer is obvious: a condom makes perfect.

It may seem unreal, but it is a fact: regular sex enlarges women's breasts. Sexual excitement intensifies the bloodstream, which may add 25 percent to a woman's breast size. Furthermore, women can raise their IQ with every orgasm that they experience. American scientists, who continuingly study sexual possibilities of homo sapiens, discovered that the moment of orgasm gives a very powerful incentive to a large number of chemical reactions and physical procedures in the body. The speed of blood circulation reaches its maximum, whereas the oxygen-enriched blood reaches all internal organs, including brain, very quickly. Hypothalamus - the center for control of the hormonal system - also governs the work of learning and memorizing centers.

It goes without saying that an act of love ends with the ultimate relaxation and sleep, especially if it occurs after a hard day at work. The raising level of oxytocin produces a strong tranquillizing effect. Sex can therefore be considered as a perfect natural soporific medication.

Sex trains almost all groups of muscles, especially muscles of pelvis, buttocks, stomach and arms, which is an important factor for women. Regular love acts improve the bearing and exert a favorable influence on the musculoskeletal system. In addition, sex results in the production of collagen - the substance, which adds smoothness and glow to women's skin. Progesterone, another hormonal product of sex, helps a person fight acne. American scientists concluded as a result of their research that couples, who love each other at least three times a week, look two or three years younger than their coevals, who either abstain from sex or hardly ever enjoy it.

Any long-legged beauty girl annoys you, especially if she looks younger and prettier. A photograph of a beautiful model wearing fancy designer clothes ruins your entire day. Only passionate sex can save you from this infirmity. When a man tells his woman that she is the most beautiful lady on Earth, a woman usually stops thinking about several centimeters of fat on her waist or the fading elasticity of her skin. Psychologists say that it is much easier for a woman to learn how to love herself, if she has a man, who desires and worships her.

Taken from:

http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/360/15833_sex.html

Wow… that was interesting… Something all woman are to fuckin talk about for the next few fuckin days… Stupid women.

Andrew